Congrats to Tim.
In a mere two months, he went from this...
It was perhaps the most fantastic transformation I've ever experienced first hand. And it wasn't just me. The public praised him lavishly. Congrats to my man Tim with the 'Drunk Leprechaun' stache. For the Grand Prize of the 2009 UAR mustache contest...I've got a purple-panted, studded-suspendered, beautifully-mustached love doll with your name on it. Maybe one day....one day....I'll be able to to develop flowing lip hair like you, my friend.